So this happened on facebook today….
Thank god someone said it. You cannot fuck a vagina loose yo. Anatomy doesn’t work like that.
people that do not understand vaginas should not be allowed near one
"these days it’s true though!"
TELL ME JACOB
TELL ME OF THE OLDEN DAYS
TELL ME OF THE 1930s WHEN VAGINAS WERE AS TIGHT AS AN ANUS
TELL ME OF HOW THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES HAVE DEGRADED INTO HORRIBLE SEEPING MONSTERS WITH GAPING CAVERNS THESE DAYS.
TELL ME OF YOUR WISDOM.
Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
"Ri-Ri isn’t scared of Katy Perry’s roaring
Queen B’s gone back to the drawing
Lorde smells blood yeah she’s about to slay you
Kid ain’t one to fuck with when shes only on her debut
We’re all watching Gaga lol and haha
Dying for the art so really she’s a martyr
Second best will never cut it for the divas
Give me that crown bitch
I wanna be Sheezus…”
SLAAAAAAAAAY LILY ALLEN